Our pussy burglar friend in Cairns Australia (see Stolen Kisses) was apprehended and sent to prison for stealing and abusing love dolls. While doing time, he should stop and reflect on how all this could have been avoided if he had simply ordered an Autoblow Blast, the world’s first fully automatic blowjob machine. The burglar’s modus operandi was to squeeze through tight holes to gain entry to the pleasures of the Sex Store. Instead of risking life and liberty he could have done exactly the same thing behind closed doors with the Autoblow.

The Autoblow has a pleasingly tight orifice to penetrate before entering the pleasurable inner sleeve of soft silicone. Instead of stealing inferior love dolls, he could have had a hands-free blowjob expertly delivered in the privacy of his own bedroom. No walls, windows or laws broken. Now, instead of raping love dolls,  his fellow inmates will be passing him around like some kind of anal male masturbator on legs.

If you have not seen or heard of the Autoblow it’s time you got acquainted. The Autoblow asks nothing of you, no pumping, cranking or squeezing at all. You just sit back, set the controls and the Autoblow takes care of business, expertly, professionally and uncomplainingly.

Let’s just hope when the pussy burglar comes out he decides to go straight. Straight to www.roboticblowjob.com and order an Autoblow to keep himself out of further mischief.