An Australian adult sex toy store has had a cat burglar – or should that be pussy burglar – visit them on two occasions and both times he has taken the adult sex toy Jungle Jane as part of his haul. So what is it about Tarzan’s blow up friend that is causing this man to break in and then enter her?

Well, Jungle Jane is an adult sex toy with three fully mountable orifices. She can take it in the pussy, the butt or the mouth. It seems the burglar likes rear entry best because he has used a rear entry to break into not only the adult sex toy store but also a neighbouring bar.

Jungle Jane is an adult sex toy which could never be accused of false advertising. The tagline on the box reads ‘she’ll make you scream for more’. Our pussy burglar friend is even willing to risk a jail term for more.

However, some people are taking The Cairns Post to task for running such an article about the adult sex toy store. One lady writes: “You have sunk to the extreme depths of gutter press sensationalism in printing this story and banner headlines on your front page…surely there is enough “news” of a far more tasteful nature for you to choose from for use on the front page. How are you helping in portraying Cairns in such a manner to our visitors from overseas and interstate?”

Speaking of good taste, another contributor wrote ‘Of course Muslim love dolls blow themselves up.’